A couple of weeks ago we were still laughing at the story of the dwarf who pulled a vacuum cleaner around with his penis.
You might recall that among the myriad of dangerous stunts carried out by the Circus of Horrors Show, the one that the council was most worried about, and needed a risk assessment for, was a woman smoking as part of the act.
The story landed on my desk at work and I said I'd post up a copy of what appeared in the paper.
Anyone who wants to see the show can check out the tour dates HERE
Click to enlarge and read the cutting below
