Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Poo Girl?


It seems a young girl at a festival who dropped her handbag into the toilets and then tried to retrieve it has become something of a legend.
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/Hunt-is-on-for-39poo.5609239.jp
It brought to mind a story I had almost forgotten from my own festival experience in Lincolnshire.

Sleeping in a tent means that you can hear everything that your neighbours say and do. One young amorous couple were certainly noticed as they moaned and groaned with passion. So loud was the noise that my friend said : "She must be faking it!"

No, indeed, she wasn't but what we didn't know until the next morning was that, apparently, the young lady in question was squealing in pain and not delight!

It seems she and her boyfriend had intimate piercings that got tangled up as they romped in the tent causing a very embarrased young lady to hobble to the medical tent early next morning for assistance!

My friend later had her own medical emergency when she swallowed a wasp - but that's another story!