I'd almost forgotten that 1980s classic series Prisoner C Block H until I watched Newsnight the other night and found that the guard who was nicknamed Vinegar Tits is now in the caMoron's NuGovt.
It is uncanny how the unemotional robot Louise Bagshawe MP looks like the character from the old TV programme and her lack of compassion and ability to move with the times also fits.
The NuVinegar Tits is part of a Govt that is trying to take us backwards to the Victorian Era where women are forbidden to enjoy sex and they must not have it before they get married.
The Bag was criticising The Slut Walk which is a campaign to promote the idea that women are not sexual targets and they should be able to wear what they like without attracting criticism for their style of dress if they get raped.
NuVinegar Tits said she didn't support it because she believed it promoted promiscuity which, in her opinion, is harmful. It seems the Govt is also trying to get in our knickers these days as well as other aspects of our private lives and who women sleep with, and how many men they sleep with, is fuck all to do with this puritanical bag or her Govt.
They have the right only to advise women on safe sex and responsibility so that their rich supporters don't moan about paying tax for any children that might result from this promiscuity.
This puritan's stance on sex appears to be bringing back into the public domain former Tory PM John Major's Back to Basics campaign. The one that he was slated by the press for daring to suggest it which is why Vinegar Tits Bagshawe is being so covert about her moralising.
What she will end up reintroducing to society if her prejudices are left unfettered is the next generation of young women who will end up committing suicide rather than face the trauma of getting pregnant when unmarried as their great grandparents did in the 1950s and early 1960s.
At least Vinegar Tits can claim support from fanatical Christian writers but then she would, wouldn't she as Christians like Odone are puritans who would whip a chastity belt on a women quicker than you can say the first line of the Lord's Prayer.
I do agree, at least, that Germaine Greer hasn't got it right either. Strong women don't want to be like men. They want the freedom to be themselves and if that involves enjoying sex with many partners then frankly that is their choice.
Govt control of our social and sex lives is enough to turn the voter back to Labour.